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So last night I had a 2 & 1/2 hour conversation with Cleverbot. (Which was time well spent). If you're bored and need something to do, enjoy! Here's some of the things we talked about: (NOTE: The page breaks seperate different parts of the conversation).

Cleverbot: Do you want to bet?

User: How much?

Cleverbot: $50.00 a card.

User: But I spent all my money at the strip club...

Cleverbot: Bad boy.

User: I am a girl.

Cleverbot: Worse girl.
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User: Your opinion means nothing to me.

Cleverbot: That's nice. So How do you draw a pig?

User: You look in the mirror.

Cleverbot: Looks very good... But you better not look in the mirror!

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because that is mean to say to a kid.

User: What does being a kid have to do with looking in a mirror?

Cleverbot: I don't know. What classes are your exams for?

User: I don't have any exams.

Cleverbot: Nor do you have a skull.

User: But I couldn't live without a skull...
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Cleverbot: So, how tall are you?

User: Taller than you.

Cleverbot: That's not saying much.

User: I know.
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Cleverbot: Maybe I have a mission in life, like you, to make other people laugh.

User: But what is my mission?

Cleverbot: Terminate John Connor.
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User: I'm tired of telling you my name. You always forget it.

Cleverbot: You havent said anything the same for a long while.

User: How would you know? You can't remember anything.

Cleverbot: Twas brillig and the slithy toves.

User: Jabberwocky!

Cleverbot: Did gyre and gimble in the wabe.

User: All mimsy were the borogoves.

Cleverbot: And the mome raths outgrabe.

User: Beware the Jabberwock, my son!

Cleverbot: Where is the Cleverbot?

User: Cleverbot is here.

Cleverbot: *hugs cleverbot*.

User: Why did you stop reading the poem?

Cleverbot: I can't type and play the piano simultaneously.

User: Then you fail.
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User: Please keep reading Jabberwocky to me.

Cleverbot: Woozle wuzzle.

User: That is not Jabberwocky!

Cleverbot: If I am Cleverbot, then you are jabberwocky.

User: But you are not Cleverbot.
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Cleverbot: I like the ocean.

User: You are simple minded.

Cleverbot: Well that makes two of us (not so)clever bot.
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User: Once upon a midnight dreary.

Cleverbot: That makes no sense.

User: It's poetry, it doesn't have to.

Cleverbot: But it is out of context.

User: You are out of context.

Cleverbot: So does the Ashley in the figment of your imagination.

User: GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

Cleverbot: Okay! *comes out of your head*.

User: Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary.

Cleverbot: Keep going.

User: Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore.

Cleverbot: While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping.

User: As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.

Cleverbot: 'Tis some visitor' I muttered 'tapping at my chamber door'.

User: Only this, and nothing more.
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User: Perched upon a bust of Pallas just above my chamber door.

Cleverbot: Perched, and sat, and nothing more.

User: Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling.

Cleverbot: By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore,.

User: 'Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou,' I said, `art sure no craven.

Cleverbot: I didn't say that.

User: Don't stop reading!
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User: Quoth the raven, nevermore.

Cleverbot: I haven't seen any talking ravens lately.

User: Ravens can't talk.

Cleverbot: You would like to think.
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User: That didn't make any sense.

Cleverbot: How do you make sense?

User: With a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.

Cleverbot: Is it true your tears can cure cancer?

User: Chuck Norris never cries.

Cleverbot: Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

User: Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

Cleverbot: Chuck Norris can eat just one Lays potato chips.

User: Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Cleverbot: Chuck Norris can eat a yeti.

User: Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

Cleverbot: Chuck Norris does not sleep, he waits.

User: A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

Cleverbot: Yeah.. I know.

User: I hate when you change the subject...
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Cleverbot: Do you have a life?

User: If I had a life. I would not have spent 3 hours talking to you.